I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly!
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a bird! Now, how absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that! She swallowed a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird. How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a dog!
My, what a hog to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. Imagine that to swallow a cat.
She swallowed a cat to catch the bird. How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a goat!
Just opened her throat and in walked the goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog. She went whole hog to swallow that dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. Imagine that to swallow a cat.
She swallowed a cat to catch the bird. How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a cow!
I don't know HOW, she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat! She opened her throat and in walked that goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog. She went whole hog to swallow that dog.
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat. Imagine that to swallow a cat.
She swallowed a cat to catch the bird. How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wiggled and giggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She died, of course!
Moral to the story: NEVER SWALLOW A HORSE.
